"I did not have sexual relations with that RINO. Rudy McRomney." - B. Clinton

"No monkey business here" - G. Hart

"Is he my baby's father?"- Anna Nicole

"Will he GORE me if I call him a faggot" - A. Coulter

"It’s great to have a fatter person in politics than me." - M. Moore

"Rudy McRomney is the definition of strategery" - GWB

"With three heads partial birth abortion would have only gotten one of him." - T. Kennedy

"Besides Rudy McRomney and the shooting, the play was great." - A. Lincoln

"Rudy McRomney's nomination is inevitable" - B. Taft

"I'd vote forhim three times" - R. Daley, Chicago

"Nothing Rudy McRomney does is immoral" - Sen J. Warner

"I have more wives than him." - Warren Jeffs

"I love that man" - T. Cruise

"There is a vast right wing conspiracy against my friend and possible running mate, Rudy McRomney" - H.R.Clinton

"Both I, and the people who follow Scottish law, vote for Mr. uh, McRomney" - Sen A. Specter - York, PA

"Those guys are married to Hot Chicks" - B. Clinton

"Together, they're half the man I am." - H.R. Clinton

"He's got nice ears" - Iron Mike Tyeson

"Enough about Rudy McRomney. Did you know I was in Vietnam?" Sen. John Kerry.

"McRomney is a guilty RINO and should be tarred and feathered" - Revs. Sharptoon and Jackasson

"Crikey! Rarely is a more disgracful animal seen than a 3 headed RINO. Rudy McRomney is truly an awful specimen. Steve"The Crocidile Hunter" Irwin

"You broke my heart Rudy McRomney. You could never have been a contender...."Don Corleone

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*Please note that the above people did not really say these things, and they are not to be taken seriously. You should not take anything about Rudy McRomney seriously. He is a three headed joke.